Do black people just get a sudden urge to dance when they’re on the Ellen show?

Okay. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the most regular viewer of the Ellen DeGeneres show. In fact, until Kanye West appeared on the show to premiere the “Love Lockdown” video, I didn’t even know it was still running - much less that popular.

So after catching a preview for the next show featuring P. Diddy (Sean Combs? Puffy? Puff Daddy? Diddy…whatever the fuck he’s calling himself these days), I had an epiphany. Every black person I’ve seen on the Ellen show starts dancing - most times unnecessarily. Peep:

Puff, Yeezy, Obama Dancing On Ellen from Dahlak Brathwaite on Vimeo.

Hey, it wouldn’t win a jury over but you gotta admit: it’s kinda funny.

Quote of the Day: “We should book you for a show and one segment just talk, and the rest just dancing.”