One day, I am going to be a consistent blogger. I am going to get on the internet for something more than self-indulgence and business and self-indulgence masked as business. I am going to get on the internet and…what…what…look for information? breaking news? hot songs? old videos? fresh trailers? accurate history!?!?!?! And THEN, when I find all this cool shit, the first thing I’m gonna wanna do is post it on this very website so all you beautiful people can come here to find all the lovely gifts the world wide web has to offer without going through the laborious search yourself.

One day.

But to-day, I’m just trying to catch up with the past few Friday Funks I have missed. Life has been crazy, ya’ll. And I seem to have this need to PROCESS shit before I update. So for now, I humbly offer you a dope video of the group I cannot stop listening to (Metric) and the new song of a brother who has disappointed and surprised me an equal amount of times (Usher). I have 24 hours to find one more for the current Friday and then I’ll be all caught up! Top o’ the fucking mornin’ to ya!

Metric “Gimme Sympathy”

Usher ft. Will.I.Am “OMG”

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